The Tales of College Freshman

Hanna — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:32:28 +0000

“The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. The clitoris is simply a bundle of nerves: 8,000 nerve fibers, to be precise. That’s a higher concentration of nerve fibers than is found anywhere else in the body, including the fingertips, lips, and tongue, and it is twice… twice… twice the number in the penis. Who needs a handgun when you’ve got a semiautomatic.”

Yet another turn around

Hanna — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:31:18 +0000

Ricki dumped me on the 15th

Turn around?

Hanna — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:15:45 +0000

How strange is it that life can drastically change so much?
So I’m dating someone new. His name is Ricki.
I will give more details when I find out how permanent this thing is.

Heartbreak?

Hanna — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 07:24:48 +0000

Well….
Shit tends to hit the fan.
The time has come where the line has been drawn.
For a long time, it was blurry with Brad. We were somewhere in a gray zone between friends and a couple.
We’re now purely just friends.
This is possibly one of the hardest things to come along thus far.
However, I knew it would come eventually.
I cried a lot yesterday.
I cried to him a lot.
But today….
I don’t know.
I’m better for some reason.
I am ok.
It’s weird, but I guess because I love him so much, I just want him to be happy, and our complicated situation was not what was going to lead him to long term happiness. It was so much more of a short term deal. The long term between he and I is our friendship.
He will still remain my best friend, even though I have to adjust a bit to the new situation. It’s just a little bit hard.
Anyways.
I don’t really know what to say, or really do with myself.
I just got to realize that line is more solid now.
I can’t cross it.
And its time to finally move on.
It’s time to figure out how my heart will heal.
I love him and always will, but that’s as much as it can be now. Love but nothing more.
It sucks.
I hope that the next person I love doesn’t hurt me as much.
One can hope right?

Ventilation

Hanna — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 19:54:52 +0000

Ok.
So.
Time to vent.
I am so freaking pissed at a certain person right now because they way he treats me sometimes is about as shitty as you can get.
Ok.
So.
Long story short, **SOMEONE** thinks that I’m too much of a distraction to be around when studying, even if I’m like completely zoned in on whatever task I’m doing. Simply the presents of me being there is a distraction. Said person, complained to me that he has already missed an assignment for french and is thus failing. He said that he was going back to his dorm to study, but I come to find out that instead of studying he’s going off with a couple other guys and gonna go get high. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? Seriously?! I’m the distraction but you can go off and smoke some pot and that doesn’t qualify as a distraction from your school work? How the fuck does that logic work? Explain it to me. I honestly don’t even want to speak to him as of right now because I’m so fed up with this.
To add salt to the wound, I’m currently lacking shit tons of sleep because for some reason whenever I go and lay in bed and try to sleep I simply just can’t. It’s like my brain won’t shut off for me to actually fall asleep. So my body is tired. My mind is tired. But I still can’t sleep. It’s bullshit. This has been going on for the last three nights. So due to this lack of sleep I’m a bit more on edge than usual.
ALSO said person is also been exceptionally crabby lately because he has a shitty roommate issue. He doesn’t like that I avoid him when he’s mad because I’m his “best friend,” yet I know if I spend time around him I’ll just get the wrath of his anger.
I’m seriously sick of this shit.
I don’t know what to do.
I love spending time around him, but I can’t do it when he’s angry, and apparently when he’s not, I’m the distraction.
SO.
Instead.
I’m just avoiding him all together.
So I don’t punch him.
And so I don’t scream at him.

Apologize

Hanna — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:26:55 +0000

Wow. So I definitely apologize for my lack of meaningful updates. Granted the last one kind of gives you a bit of insight into what I’ve been spending my time with lately, but I’ve basically taken youtube and thrown you out the window, which I’m rather ashamed of, especially since I function much better with written text than spoken text.
Anyways.
Life has been so crazy late. I almost do not have words to describe how insane my life has been. So since the last blog I have changed dorms, and now am all moved in and yada yada yada. More information can be found here >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ekUCtRAMQ0
Also.
The holidays occurred, and they were rather sucky for me. Long story short, my family is drama on holidays and this one was no different. There was a miscarriage, fighting, guilt, et cetera, et cetera. Basically, my holidays were like any other day, only with a lil bit of green and red and all the stores were closed. I have definitely learned in my family (basically starting in middle school) not to make a big deal out of these things because when you do you are always let down. Also, my new years was about as dull as an upsharped pencil. I’m definitely disappointed in it. I would’ve thought that my first new years as a college student would’ve been grand, but no dice. It just sucked. I never want to do a fucking puzzle on new years again (sorry for the cussing).
Now.
I’m progressively getting frustrated with the night. I hate when you talk to people that basically everything you say goes in one ear and out the other. I feel like I’m talking to a brick wall. I really don’t see the point. Yet as a good friend I am obliged to listen and give advice. But seriously how long am I supposed to be expected to deal with this shit. I’ve gone through my fair share of relationship grief and have plenty of advice to give, but that doesn’t do any good when you don’t spend a second listening to me. I really am about ready to be like, who did I have to help me through all the different boy shit I’ve been with? NOBODY. Not fucking you that’s for damn sure, so stop expecting me to tell you what you want to hear, and then ignoring me when you don’t like what I’m saying. I built my process on my own from the ground up. Sure I’ve had minor advice here and there, but in the end it is and always will be a simply Hanna healing process. You need to develop your own in able to get through everything you’re going through. Really I’m just I’m getting sick of repeating myself and then please don’t try and make me feel guilty by saying shit like “you’re the only one who helps.” I really do just wanna tell you that I’m the only one that helps because everyone else is sick of trying to get the point into your head. Merh. I feel like a bitch right now, but sometimes people just frustrate me to no end.
This is why I don’t talk to brick walls.
Anyways.
MERH!!!! I’m ending this blog before I go into complete bitch mode because this god damn conversation with the advice-taker is STILL not ending and she is STILL not listening to a word I have to fucking say. GOD DAMN YOU PEOPLE.

Youtube.

Hanna — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:57:12 +0000

4 New Vids:

I wish my life was average

Hanna — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:40:31 +0000

Today, I overheard some freshmen in the hallway arguing about whether or not to attend the meeting for Dumbledore’s Army on Thursday in the room of requirement. They decided to go. My friends and I put those signs up, and plan to stick around school on Thursday to see where they think the room of requirement is. MLIA.
Today, I was about to take a bite out of my McDonald’s double cheeseburger when I realized that I had forgotten to ask for no pickles. Annoyed, I went to remove the pickles only to find a happy face drawn with ketchup. Thank you kind DMcDonald’s worker for making such an effort knowing that it would go unnoticed. I will always be tempted to look inside my burgers from now on. MLIA
Today, I was getting Ice cream at the local Ice cream parlor when my phone went off, I have it set to the power ranger theme song as a joke between my sister and I. I answered “Whats the problem Red Ranger?” and heard someone gasp behind me, I turned to see a young boy staring at me wide eyed, I winked at him and told him that he had to keep my identity a secret, he nodded vigorously and ran off screaming “Mom, I met a Power Ranger!!!”. MLIA.
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and all of sudden he just stopped replying. I got kind of mad at him, and so when I saw him the next day I asked him what was going on. He told me that his mom had found his old tranformers costumes and so he and his dad had a transformer battle. I think this is a total legitimate excuse. MLIA
Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA
Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA
Today, I realized that I am unemployed, live with my mother, play video games all day in my basement, and I am still a virgin. It’s alright, I finish 9th grade next week. MLIA

My Life is Average is Amazing!!!

Hanna — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:19:49 +0000

A few years ago, I was working as a lifeguard at a water park that was down the street from a Walmart. After leaving work, I found out Walmart was on emergency lockdown. Turns out they had accidentily gotten onto our radio frequency, and overheard the “Code Brown” we had called because someone had pooped in the pool. Apparently “Code Brown” at Walmart means there’s a sniper in the store. New favorite game? I think so.
Today, my phone went off in the middle of class. My teacher has a rule that you have to read it infront of everyone. It said ‘where is my lightsaber?’ My teacher then asked me who it was from. I love you grandma. MLIA.
Today I asked a guy if he wanted to go the the dance with me and he said no he was ‘too busy’. Not wanting to feel like I was rejected, I said, “Oh thank God! My mom kept telling me to ask you since she owed your mom a favor!” His face expression made up for everything. MLIA
Today, I was at work when I saw my friend was standing around wearing a sign that said “Free Hugs.” So, I went on break and stood next to him with a sign that said “Premium Hugs, $1.00″, I made $8.00. MLIA.
Today, I realized that if I save a Word Document as “What’s Up”, my computer will save it as: What’s Up.doc Made my day. MLIA
Today in Health class, we were talking about healthy relationsips. The teacher asked the head cheerleader why she originally said yes to her boyfriend when he first asked her out, and of course, everyone expected a typical cheerleader response like “he’s sooo hot.”. Instead, the girl simply blushed and said “His last name is Riddle, and I thought that if we got married and had a son we could name him Tom Morvolo. That way, I could say Lord Voldemort is my son.” The class just stared at her in awed silence. Never again will I insult a cheerleader. MLIA.
Today, I was talking to my friend on facebook. The conversation got funny and I cracked a joke, he replied with “LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWI FOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB”. When I questioned him about it, he wrote “Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer.” Never again will I say “lol”. MLIA

Quite the adventures.

Hanna — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:37:56 +0000

So basically, life and college has just been one giant adventure lately. I’m not joking when I say this. College has been chalked full of late night food runs, random free ice skate nights, wal-mart runs, lamars donuts, eating eating eating, football, Roy Helu Jr. fangirling, late nights, essays, NaNoWriMo, skype, twitter, facebook, farmville, dailybooth, just random shit.
I love it though. It’s legitimately tons of fun. I wouldn’t want life any other way at the moment, though a little more money would be nice lol